September142009
"Whenever I am near water with my girlfriend I have an overwhelming desire to push her into it. Just to see her reaction. It would be almost funny, but would also just be massively inconvenient and ruin the day. She’d have to go home to change. She’d be cold and wet. It’d be horrible. But that’s part of what makes it funny to me. The more dirty the water is the more appealing it is to me. Luckily so far I have managed to avoid doing it. But a part of me really wants to."
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Warming Up | Richard Herring.com
Richard Herring is one of the best bloggers around, as well as being a top stand-up. Look him up on YouTube, especially with Stewart Lee, another comic genius, and I don’t use those words lightly.
